YourTuber Wars

[SoftGameHunter]

Teaser: A frumpy home crafts guru and a pair of radical edge lords go at it on social media in this twisted tale of public feuding.
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Title: YourTuber Wars
Author: SoftGameHunter

from end of posting August 3, 2023 on YourTube.com, Homesteader on Needlepoint, 1163 views

“And this allows us to connect the loose thread ends neatly without risk of tearing or fraying our background,” Farah says. She speaks in some halting, pausing accent, but with clear and precise cadence. “I really like this technique. I’ve always found it far easier to avoid cross-stitch mistakes this way, and this is what we want, to get it right the first time.

“And I see we have a little more time. This is good, because I wanted to go to the comments section from my last YourTube post and reply to some of you live. This is a bit awkward, for me, because I have found that some viewers have very, unkind reactions to learning about old-fashioned craftworks. But, I feel I should respond.”

She continues in the pleasing, measured tone she has been using as the comment appears superimposed on the screen.

“‘Farah, I love your work and your channel.’ Thank you! ‘But some negative haters have posted here (link follows with time stamp at 41:35 mark) about their desire to abduct, rape, and beat you.’” She pauses here. “Oh, my. That seems like an unnecessary reaction. ‘AngryCornhole69.5 called you a ripe bitch from the Roaring Twenties who needs to be,’ um, ‘Pussy slapped into a phat screaming big O.’” She pauses for just a moment. “Well I didn’t expect that. And big O, I believe, is a reference to orgasm. So, it looks like AngryCornhole69.5 wants to rape me and give me pleasure doing it? Maybe this is a posting we should view now? I guess it seems safe to say a warning is in order. I have not seen this video, but it seems possible that AngryCornhole69.5 may be a very angry and vulgar man. I suppose viewer discretion is called for now. Let us look at this.”

from posting July 24, 2023 on YourTube.com, Live Stream Fuck the Real World, 12625 views

“Okay okay okay rads and bros, it’s time for our YourTube prude of the week! Andy, this one is a total newcomer. We have not seen her before. Her name, if it’s even her real name, is Farah Falkland and she has this piddling little channel called Classical Unchristian Homestyle Living that’s like, I swear, just a bunch of like Pinterest for the Great Depression arts and crafts bullshit. Let’s watch a little bit of it.”

“Sounds like a blast, Matt. Bring it on.”

from posting July 21, 2023 on YourTube.com, Infusing the Butter Churn with Floral Aromas, 1519 views

“Now here we find that a little garlic oil,” Farah explains in mid-point, “Can produce a familiar garlic butter effect, but we do have other options.”

“Whoa!” Andy blurts out from the background. “What decade is she dressed for? Wasn’t she on Little House on the Prairie?”

“I wouldn’t know, Andy.”

“A little cinnamon also produces a familiar effect that goes well on toast, and I’ve enjoyed vanilla and even, yes, nutmeg,” Farah continued.

from posting July 24, 2023 on YourTube.com, Live Stream Fuck the Real World, 12625 views

“Wow, what the fuck is her story?” Andy asks as the video pauses with Farah’s mouth frozen paused looking very open and rounded, caught in the split second that happens to look like she’s readying herself to give head.

“I went through a bunch of this lady’s stuff, and this is how she dresses,” Matt says. “Like a farming charm bracelet. I don’t think a team of plow horses from ma and pa kettle’s farm could pull a needle from her ass. She’s going to make some Amish stud a really boring wife someday.”

“Yowzers! But I got to ask, what’s with the Unchristian bit? That has some promise, doesn’t it?” Andy asks.

“It might have,” Matt said. “But I looked up her About page, and it said she grew up on a religious commune up in Canada somewhere and her father was randomly not that religious and her mother was randomly not religious, so they raised our lady here in the community but with no real belief.”

“Okay, I respect that. So what happened?”

“What happened? Farah Falkland happened. Jayzuz or no Jayzuz, she turned into this whittled prude who looks like she’s readying to blow a donkey. She could have broken free and gone to the big city. You can see she’s young and attractive enough but she blew it and turned into a dustier Martha Stewart but with functioning ovaries. And that’s why Farah Falkland is our prude of the week and I’m giving her the Rape Bait stamp of approval!” A red icon with Rape Bait flashes onto the screen. “Let’s hope some prison escapee pounds some lust into her. Fist or cock, it doesn’t matter, she’ll feel it the same way either way!”

from end of posting August 3, 2023 on YourTube.com, Homesteader on Needlepoint, 1163 views

Farah stops the video and takes a deep breath. “Well, I would be lying if I said that wasn’t hard to hear. I don’t hold any respect for the opinions of these two young men, but wow. It is distressing, I think, to see myself talked about in such vulgar terms. I don’t know why I deserved that. If my infusions disturb them so much, they can always go buy margarine for all I care. So I would like to ask you, Matt, um, Harrison and Andy Jones, what is it that brings all this horrific talk towards my body? I don’t cover topics on my channel that can be prudish or promiscuous. I don’t believe infused butter or needlepoint have anything to do with prudishness. I’m very happy that I’ve received thousands of comments here on YourTube and all of them except you two have been either positive or sometimes negative, but always relevant. Until now.

“Meanwhile, next time I’ll go over creative patchwork for worn out, torn, or otherwise disfigured clothing. I have some wonderful stitching tricks that can really simplify the process for everyone. Until next time.”

from end of posting August 8, 2023 on YourTube.com, Live Stream Fuck the Real World, 27561 views

“It’s that time of the show again,” Matt intones in a mock low-voice somberness. “We have a rare two-in-a-row appearance of our prude of the week!”

“Are you talking about home and garden chick with the needle clenched in her stinky anus?” Andy asks. “Because I thought we weren’t going to see her again. Like, ever.”

“We are indeed. Farah Falkland is our twice and counting prude of the week. For a stuck-up snobby slut, she seems to be totally aware of us and gave us a call-out on her show.”

A clip of Farah’s last monologue response from August 3 plays, as Matt and Andy sit and make faces and gestures at the screen they are seeing.

“Wow. You’ve taken up rental space right there in the bitch’s head, Matt,” Andy says.

“It looks that way. And while I’m living here rent free, I’m going to tickle Farah’s vaginal lady parts from inside. Needlepoint? News for you, homefucker lady, there aren’t any ninety-year-old women watching YourTube! And while you’re at it, look up this thing called free speech in your dusty copy of this piece of paper called the Constitution! Yeah, we can express our opinions of you as much as we want. They’re called opinions, bitch! Everyone is allowed them. So don’t you go trashing my channel because I called you out!”

“Prude of the week, what should we do to her?” Andy asks.

“Well, we won’t. Legal disclaimer! Okay, asses covered. But I’d take pleasure in knowing that someone goes all needlepoint on her pussy. Yeah, that’s right, stab her vajayjay with pins and needles and stick an imprint of Betsy fucking Ross into her labia! Prude! Here’s to making you wet, Farah Fucker.”

from end of posting August 15, 2023 on YourTube, Creative Patchwork, 4912 views

“And now we see we have a vibrant coloration to add some zest to a faded jacket sleeve,” Farah says, finishing up the sequence.

“Well, that brings us close to the end of this video. I find, sadly, that I have to respond once more to some uncouth and, alas, extremely misogynistic name-calling by another pair of posters here on YourTube. I spoke last time about the user AngryCornhole69.5, who can’t just go by Matt for some reason though his friend calls him that all the time. Mr. Cornhole has decided for reasons of his own to, um, disparage me in very graphic, sexual terms. He has openly wished for strangers to attack me and inflict injury on very private areas of my body.

“This is very difficult to talk about. I think I should show the clip from their show. My apologies if this disturbs anyone the way it did me.”

The clip from August 8 plays.

“Now,” she said, leaning back and folding her arms, “I have to get very stern, now. Matt. Andy. Enough is enough. You are both very cruel and chaotic young men. I don’t know what is redeemable about either of you, but that is a question between you and your own community. But I, and my vajayjay, as you call it, are not part of this. My body is not for you and I would appreciate it if you moved on with your infantile joke.”

from end of posting August 18, 2023 on YourTube, Live Stream Fuck the Real World, 85491 views

“I can see it in your eyes, dude,” Andy says. “You’ve got something big to say. Bring it on, man. Spill!”

“I have, a little announcement,” Matt says with measured calm. “This time we are not doing our usual Prude of the Week section.”

“Say it ain’t so, bro. Why no ho?”

“Oh, there’s a ho, my friend. We aren’t doing prude of the week because we’re doing FARAH FALKLAND CUNT OF THE YEAR!”

“Oh, that’s harsh, dude,” Andy replies in deadpan.

“Not harsh enough.” As Matt speaks, an image of Farah appears as the background. With silly sound effects added, her dress suddenly pops off her body in a big, rotating loop, leaving a naked female body superimposed on her real one. The photoshop is very well done, leaving a reasonable appearance of a totally nude Farah in place.

“I gots to say, bro, that’s not very prudish right there,” Andy says. “That’s a fine piece of ass. Think her tits are really that large?”

“I’d bet my salary on it. World, meet former prude and now internet whore Farah Falkland! It’s now time for the Farah Falkland internet pornography hour. Put your comments in, folks. What should we have Farah do with this suckable, fuckable body!”

The comments, appearing in real time, now are overlaid directly onto the channel screen.

Make her blow a donkey

Triple penetration

I’ll stick a prude right up her prude=hole!

Her mouth my cock tight seal

Up the ass!!!!!!!

chain her up and bring in a team of dockworkers and they can pull a train on her and put her in handcuffs and blindfold the bitch and make her fuck the train all 100 of them while she squeals

Cornhole her dude, you’ve earned it!

One word: bukkake

bring her to my basement. i’ve got an unwashed old dog cage to stuff her in.

Lots of infused butter right up her butterhole!!!!!!

“You’re the man, bro. Your followers are there for you,” Andy says while drinking from a big gulp.

“And I’m going to reciprocate,” Matt replies. “Keep the comments coming, y’all. They’ll determine part of our next show. Later, morons!”

from end of posting August 24, 2023 on YourTube, Refurbishment of Mason Jars, 12875 views

“And that,” Farah says, “Is how you can maintain the rubber seals on your lids for, I would guess, twice as long as they normally last.

“And now, regrettably, I have to once again address a lingering issue from another poster on YourTube. It looks like mister AngryCornhole69.5 is going to continue his harassment of me and does not want to stop using the most disgusting, sexual words and now images to degrade me for reasons known only to himself and his lackey, Andy.”

A still image of the modified naked Farah with some of the comments posted appears as her background. Black dots are placed over her crotch and breasts but otherwise the image is unaltered from the Fuck the Real World live stream.

“This, I don’t know what to call it. This abomination went up on their most recent show. I’m not going to show the clip of it here. I don’t wish to give these two young men the free advertising for their filthy, filthy program.

“I just want to say this. Mr. Harrison, Mr. Jones, you have disparaged me as a woman and as a feeling human being. You’ve presented my body in a way that invites lust and ridicule, despite my complete lack of provocation. You have made references to my, vajayjay, but also called it, excuse my language everyone but I want to be clear, you’ve also called it a pussy. And I happen to know you are not referring to Mr. Snowball, so you can’t slip that one past me. You have all but invited strange men to break into my home and rape me and hurt me and do all sorts of disgusting things to me. Your audience has thrived on this and has joined in with your tauntings of me. I was very happy once to know that no one in the world was, and I quote from the comments of your last video, ones that didn’t get onto your live stream, ‘I want to tie up that princess cunt and punch her hootchie with brass knuckles with thumb tacks glued to the outside until she bleeds more than her time of the full moon.’”

Farah pauses here, taking a deep breath. “It, sadly, goes on with more comments like this one. ‘I’d tie the bitch to her bed and piss on her and smack up her wiggly titties with my belt until she screams no she squeals ‘oh no, heavens to betsy, you can’t treat me that way its obscene, sweet baby jesus’ and then I would rape the cunt all night.’”

She pauses longer, looking down with her eyes clenched shut. Fifteen seconds pass, and she shakes a little, but recovers and looks up.

“Mister Harrison, I want this to stop now. I need this to end now. So I’m offering, right here, right now, to meet with you in person to discuss this. There is a solution to our quarrel, a quarrel I never wanted or asked for. If you are the alpha man you claim to be, you can meet me without the crutch of your audience and your lackey, to work out our differences. What do you have to fear, AngryCornhole69.5?”

from end of posting August 31, 2023 on YourTube, Live Stream Fuck the Real World, 476881 views

“Andy, I’ve got a treat to wrap up our show today,” Matt says.

“Cool beans, bro. Is it about Farah Falkland by any chance?”

“It is certainly about that hypocritical bitch Farah Falkland,” Matt says. “She is, in fact, not as prudish as she lets on. So I retract the claim of prude.”

“Wow, that’s something else.”

“One of our viewers, and I don’t know who, has leaked a video of our former non-prude Farah. A very interesting video, which I will now play.”

The video cuts to a bathroom in a house, with a point of view that seems to be from a low vantage point, probably near the floor. The sound quality is poor and full of static, but Farah steps into view wearing only a bathrobe. She starts the water running, and it is clear that the shower doors are completely transparent. After a moment, she takes the bathrobe off and is completely naked. She steps in and begins her showering.

“Without the fru-fru duds, she’s pretty hot,” Andy offers.

“Yeah. Keep watching.”

Farah, humming a bit, soaps up her body. And then, three minutes fourteen seconds into the shower, begins to stroke her pussy. She rubs it slowly, at first, and tweaks her own nipples with her other hand. She stands there, facing enough of the camera that her finger play on her pussy is visible, albeit slightly obscured by water and the glass door. Her breathing becomes visibly harder and her mouth opens as she brings herself closer to orgasm. At six and a half minutes in, she obviously cums, stifling a cry as her body stiffens.

The entire video last twelve minutes, after which she dries off and leaves the view of the camera. The scene cuts back to Matt and Andy.

“That was kind of dull as hidden cam vids go,” Andy said. “But hot because it’s Farah.”

“That’s the truth and a half, bro!” Matt says. “So there we have it! Proof that our Laura Ingalls wannabee isn’t even close to the pure, simple bitch she makes herself out to be. And that’s why Farah Falkland, promoting her new feature film ‘Slut Behind the Glass Door’, is our INTERNET LYING PORN QUEEN OF THE CENTURY!”

from posting September 5, 2023 on YourTube, Recent Issues and Apology, 88432 views

“My friends, let’s talk. This is going to be a short video,” Farah says. “I don’t have any projects to go over. I need to dedicate this entire show to the continuing feud I seem to be caught in with the live stream called F the Real World, run by AngryCornhole69.5, who is really Matt Harrison in ‘real life’ or whatever passes for real to Mister Harrison. On his show a few days ago, he posted this video.”

A still of Farah comes up in the background, naked in the shower, soaping herself up, but caught at a moment when she was facing enough away and covered in enough suds to not show anything.

“I find it sad and perplexing that in this century, a young woman like myself should have to apologize for showering. But that is the position I find myself in today. I confess, now, to the world, yes. I take showers. I soap up my body even when I am, shockingly, naked. In his video of me taking a shower, Matt claims that I am no longer a prude, but rather an internet whore. Just as I could not understand how making videos of timeless housekeeping life hacks made me a prude before, I am equally perplexed at how showering makes me an internet whore. Mister Harrison, it was you that put this video up in the first place. And now I’m forced to endure,” she pauses. “Endure considerable shame because, what? I’m not a pig? I don’t wallow in mud and let the rain occasionally rinse me off? What do you expect of me, mister Cornhole?”

She stops again, and fiddles with some papers. It is clear she has notes for her monologue.

“Now, I am an honest person. If you’ve seen the full video, you know what else is happening. I am not a married woman. I dress unprovocatively. I do nothing to draw attention to my body even though I am aware that I am young and considered pretty by conventional standards. But I am not a Puritan. I have, needs. I try to discretely take care of things in what I assume is the privacy of my home, my bathroom, and my shower. The shower door is glass, yes. It came with the house. I am not such a prude, as Mister Harrison used to call me, that I’m worried about a glass shower door in what I assume is an empty house. But my assumption was wrong.

“Someone put a hidden camera in my home, probably in response to Angry Cornhole’s videos about me. I have located the camera and removed it. Now I can’t even use my own bathroom without worrying that I’ll be violated, on the internet and possibly in my home. Because if someone can sneak in to record me, they can also sneak in to rape me. To hurt and to murder me.

“And now, I have to come onto my own show and face my loyal viewers, including quite a few new ones, and I do hope the new viewers have any interest at all in my content. But I find myself needing to apologize for being naked in my shower. And apologize for, masturbating, in my shower. Normally an apology would come with a promise not to repeat the behavior, but is that realistic? I certainly can’t promise not to shower ever again. And if I promise not to masturbate, mister Cornhole will call me a prude, while if I say I won’t change, Cornhole will call me a slut.

“I really don’t know how to end this. I would have to give up my channel, but I really don’t want to do that. I can only hope that that pair of monkeys has had their fun and will now leave me alone. Thank you.”

from end of posting September 10, 2023 on YourTube, Live Stream Fuck the Real World, 1587109 views

“What are you grinning about, bro?” Andy asks.

“As if you couldn’t guess, bro. We were both watching it a while ago!”

“Would it be the latest video of Farah Falkland?” Andy asks.

“Not of her, but about her,” Matt says. “An anonymous viewer sent in this homemade vid with a Farah Falkland lookalike and it’s just hilarious. If Farah isn’t the internet porn queen of the century than this babe should be. Let’s watch.”

The video starts. It is a handheld camera vid of two men sneaking into a house at night. The light is poor at first but they sneak upstairs to a bedroom and flip on the light. The bedroom looks like a nineteenth century farmhouse as envisioned by a twenty-first century amateur with poor visual research skills. But in the bed, a young woman is sleeping in a nightgown and nightcap, and as she sits up she looks very much like Farah. She screams.

The cameraman holds back as his friend then pounces on her, ripping at her clothing. He wears a full balaclava over his head. Farah screams and tries to pull away but he punches her several times while tearing away her nightgown, leaving her completely naked.

“No! Stop!” she cries a few times, and it sounds plausibly like Farah. The man grabs her from behind in an arm-lock and presents her full-on to the camera, her nakedness on full display. Holding her with one arm, he reaches around and tweaks her right nipple. The body is very close to the real Farah’s, with large breasts and a soft, slender build.

“Needlepoint this, bitch!” the man sneers as he throws her down. She struggles but the man gets his pants down and drives his stiff cock right up into her cunt as she cries out.

“No blood,” the cameraman said. “She ain’t no virgin.”

Holding her steady and pinned by his weight, the rape is short, brutal, and explicit. A few minutes later he cums in her and gets off. Farah rolls onto her side, sobbing hysterically as jizz slowly leaks from her cunt and down the inside of her thigh. “Let’s get out of here,” the rapist says. The camera still records until they reach the front door.

“Wow, I can’t get enough of that,” Andy says. “Makes you wonder if they really went out and raped Farah Falkland.”

“Good on them, but no way,” Matt replies. “Great sentiment, good execution. I give it a B plus. To the actress, if you ever want on my show, say the word. And to Farah, who thinks I’m going to quit on her now when things are getting good, fuck you! Fuck you right in your cunt like that guy did with your doppelganger. Yeah.”

“We have some comments here, bro,” Andy says. “From anonymous…”

“Hey, fuck that anonymous pussy shit,” Matt replies. “At least give us your real fake name.”

“From anonymous,” Andy repeats, “Did you ever take Farah’s offer to meet seriously? Does she smell like ham?”

“Ham! Good one. But no. If I want to be bored, I’ll watch paint dry. If I want to be really bored, I’ll watch C-Span. If I want to be so bored my testicles dry up, I’ll meet with Farah Falkland. Take it to the sperm bank baby, not gonna happen.”

from posting September 12, 2023 on YourTube, Honey Desserts, 119624 views

“I just want to start this by telling my viewers that the recent diversions end here, today,” Farah says. “That topic is closed, and today we are talking about honey and the many fine dessert products we can make with it, including even some diabetic friendly ones.”

Farah looks haggard and stressed, but she continues with no further mention of the controversy.

from posting September 19, 2023 on YourTube, Live Stream Fuck the Real World, 3518730 views

Andy appears. Matt is not present.

“Okay, bros and hos out in the real world, we, I, have some rad news. And yeah, it’s part of why Matt’s out today. So your bro Andy is hitting it solo today, and I’m starting out with Farah Falkland. Yes, the honey queen internet whore herself. Last time we showed you this video. And here it is again, in its entirety.”

The rape video plays.

“And just to jog our memories, here is Farah Falkland’s masturbation shower vid.”

The shower video plays. Then the background image is set to a side-by-side of two images, one from each video, each showing her face and frontal body nudity.

“We’ve had quite a lot of comments about how good the body likeness is. Fake Farah and real Farah could be twins. But the scene here, the bedroom, is obviously fake. It’s a bad set. And that sleeping attire, the wool nightgown and sleeping cap? At no risk of doxing because she has said it before, Farah Falkland lives in So-Cal, same as us, and no one is sleeping in that garb in this heat. So, it’s not her.

“Or is it? And who is the man? Or rather, the men. Two men, one of whom doesn’t touch her but holds the camera up? More on that later, I guess.

“But right now, let’s bring in a third video.”

The first few minutes of the Honey Dessert video plays, freezing at a point where Farah’s face is clearly visible on her left cheek. A red circle is drawn on the screen around a spot on her cheek. “Let’s take a look there,” Andy said. “If I sound less rad today, it’s because I did once study journalism as a stupid kid, and this brings out the Parry Mason in me.

“Anyway, it looks like she has a faint scar there. But is it faint, or just covered up in makeup? Let’s go back to the rape video.” The picture of Farah re-appears, and a circle is drawn over her cheek where her assailant has just drawn blood by knocking her face into the headboard. Then then two become a side-by-side pair of images in the background.

“Could it be that somehow that is the real Farah Falkland being raped and beaten, and then she has tried to cover it up? We can see from her masturbation shower video,” he says, as the still image pops up, “that there is no scar or marking here. So, how did the unquestionably real Farah Falkland get a cheek cut that looks like the fake Farah in the fake rape video?

“And of course, if this really was Farah being raped, why hasn’t she reported it? Well, maybe she has. It’s not like we have access to police reports. But as I speak, Matt is currently at LAPD talking to some detectives about his whereabouts over the last few days. Could this be the end of our channel? I don’t think so, bros, because while Matt is the public face, I have co-ownership here and I will continue, solo if need be, or with a new sidekick. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that, because I don’t want to advance my career by Matt, my best bud, getting carried away with some Puritan slut that can’t keep her legs together.

from posting September 20, 2023 on YourTube, My Controversy Once More, 153817 views

Farah is facing the camera, with a close-up on her face and a bedroom in the background. “I was not raped,” she says.

After a dramatic pause, she continues speaking. “That other channel has suggested that I was raped. They didn’t say it outright, but mister Jones has implied that I was raped and that there is a video of me being raped that he and his overlord Matt Harrison posted on their live stream. As shocking as it is for me to even think this, let alone say this, I have to play that video now. Please, please be warned, this is a disgusting video with nudity and sexual acts, so if you are watching with small children, please send them away for the next few minutes. Again, this is not me.”

The full rape video plays.

“My tormenters on that other channel are right about one thing. Someone has done a good job of finding my likeness. In fact, I do have a scar on my cheek. Usually it is easily covered with very slight makeup, but the stresses of this feud led to my carelessness for my last show.” She turns her head, better showing a red, recent cut. “Here it is. I have enhanced it today rather than hidden it. So yes, I have a blemish that the fake video purports to duplicate.”

The camera pans back, revealing that Farah is dressed in a nightie, not a thick nightgown, and that she is in a real bedroom. “And this is my bedroom. Not that ridiculous set. I do live in the twenty-first century even if my tastes are old-fashioned. I also do not sleep in an overheated garment. This is my usual sleeping attire. It is neither flattering nor frumpy. It is just there. No doubt my appearing this way will lead to more sexualized ridicule and harassment, but that is between Matt Cornhole and the good detectives at LAPD. I don’t know what crimes he may have committed, but raping me is not one of them.

“And now, we will have a show about sleepwear for all weather using simple fabrics and easy sewing patterns…”

from posting September 21, 2023 on YourTube, Internet Sleuth Exposés vol. 79: Homeboys and the Good Girl, 2307162 views

“On July 24,” a fully computerized voice begins, “The struggling YourTube channel Fuck the Real World began a series of personal harassment videos aimed at YourTuber Farah Falkland, who specialized in videos featured old-fashioned household tips and tricks. Miss Falkland replied calmly to each of them, further inciting their crass behavior.

“Viewers responded with drastic increases in first-day views for each channel as the content became increasingly pornographic.”

The videos described here now all play in order over the next hour.

“Though both sides continued to play it straight,” the computer voice continues, “some viewers grew suspicious. Matt Harrison and Andy Jones pushed their content into legally dangerous territory, while Farah Falkland responded with what some viewers and commenters considered to be playfully taunting language, repeating vulgar commentary and drawing attention to herself. When Matt Harrison was questioned by LAPD in connection with the purported rape video, his control over his channel was severely threatened. But had he gone too far on his own, or was he goaded, perhaps by those closest to him?”

A new video plays, silent surveillance camera footage from a restaurant, labeled as 8:45 July 3, 2023 at Amore on the Beach, in Venice Beach, CA. Clearly visible at one of the tables, a man and woman strongly resembling Andy Jones and Farah Falkland happily eat, occasionally feeding each other forkfuls of food while laughing.

The video cuts to footage outside the restaurant, time stamped 10:05 of the same couple in the parking lot leaning against a car and making out. His hand slides up her thigh, lifting her slinky evening gown up to reveal her lack of panties. Superimposed on the footage is a scene from a live location shoot of Fuck the Real World with Andy Jones standing by his car. The video highlights the identical license plate numbers.

A new video plays, surveillance camera footage from the parking lot of a film prop rental firm in Hollywood. It is labeled as 15:31 September 8, 2023. Lamps, bedding, picture frames, a bed pan, and other items from the rape video sit on a trolley. Loading them into the same car with the same license plate is Andy Jones and Farah Falkland.

“Here at Internet Sleuth Exposés,” the computer voice continues, “We pride ourselves on the consummate skill and dedication we bring to all investigations of online media fraud. This is not one of those times, as one day’s worth of work was enough to easily reveal the deception behind what we can only assume is a naked ratings grab. We have never so easily earned our paycheck. So, for the first and last time ever at Internet Sleuth Exposés, we name Farah Falkland our INTERNET PORN FRAUD of the week.”

from posting September 22, 2023 on YourTube, My Controversy Yet Again, 471008 views

“My friends,” Farah begins. Andy Jones sits beside her, playing with her hair. “I think this is a good time to announce some, uh, changes for this channel…”